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THE LOVE CLOWN'S ONLINE ARCADE
IDLE DIVERSIONS AND WANTON WASTES OF TIME !
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THE ZEN WISDOM PAGE
THE FIRST LINE CHANGES EVERY HOUR THE SECOND EVERY MINUTE AND THE THIRD EVERY SECOND

3D TIC TAC TOE

CONCENTRATION

BATTLESHIP

SLIDE A PICTURE PUZZLE

BREAK OUT

DOTS

CHECKERS

TRIS
A COLLECTION OF 3 TETRIS LIKE GAMES


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IF YOU HAVE ANY PICS YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE I'M SURE ALL WOULD APPRECIATE. JUST EMAIL OR SNAIL MAIL THEM TO ME. I HAVE A SCANNER AND IF YOU INCLUDE A SELF ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE I WILL SCAN THEM AND THEN RETURN THEM. THEN I WILL PUT EM UP ON THE SITE FOR ALL TO SHARE.

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BEVERLY AGE 12 SENT THIS ONE: WHY DID THE TURTLE CROSS THE ROAD ?
ANS: TO GET TO THE SHELL STATION !

TOMMY AGE 8 SENT THIS ONE: WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO DINOSAURS IN A WRECK ?
TYRANNOSAURUS WRECKS !

ANTHONY SENT THIS ONE: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PORCIPINE AND A PYTHON SNAKE ?
15 FEET OF BARBED WIRE !

CINDY AGE 10 SENT THIS ONE: WHAT DID THE FROG ORDER AT THE SNACK BAR ?
FRENCH FLIES AND A CROAK !

SONIA AGE 11 SENT THIS ONE: WHAT DID THE DOG SAY WHEN HE SAT ON SANDPAPER ?
RRUUUFFFFFFFF !

SONIA ALSO WRITES: WHY DO COWS HAVE BELLS ?
BECAUSE THEIR HORNS DON'T WORK !

SONIA ALSO WRITES: WHAT DID THE PORCIPINE SAY WHEN HE BUMPED INTO THE CACTUS ?
MOMA, IS THAT YOU MAMA ?

SONIA ALSO WRITES: WHY DO ELEPHANTS PAINT THEIR TOENAILS RED ?
SO THEY CAN HIDE IN THE STRAWBERRY PATCH. IT MUST WORK GOOD BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ELEPHANT IN A STRAWBERRY PATCH

SUSAN AGE 9 SENT THIS ONE: WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A MIXED UP CHICKEN ?
SCRAMBLED EGGS !

NANCY AGE 11 SENT THIS ONE : WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SICK BIRDIE ?
TAKE IT TO THE HOSPITAL FOR TWEETMENT !

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